Shrek asked me out to the cinema. I was so excited I hope we're seeing 50 shades of grey.
When I got to the cinema Shrek was there looking as yummy as ever.
We weren't officially dating but in my mind we were married with 5 kids and a pet donkey.
It turns out we were watching the emoji movie instead but I didn't mind.
In the movie there was a scene where Meh and Jailbreak were dry humping each other.
The movie was wild.
During the erotic scene Shrek turned round to me and said "ILY"
"Ily2" I said
"GREAT"
