chery opend da d00r and saw da most bootyful boi in existence
'dat'll bee $0.69 madam' hiz voice was so calm and gentle like a bee gathering pollen from a tomatoe plant and storing it in his left buttcheeek
'mkay mami' chair pulld out a piece of lint and a button out her pocket
'tankz 4 monay' he say n handed da mcdonalds bag 2 chair
'yeah yeah gwan out me yard', cheryl said. she waz 2 interestd in her meal 2 care about some mortal
she slowly opend da mcdonalds box..
*suspense music starts playing in background*
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sudenly a spidr crawld out
'SHREIIKKKKKK'
but dis waznt any ordinary spidr
it waz specialy bred 2 bee as small as a rat but strong liek victoria secret perfume
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it kwikly lept onto champange
'no escape no escape no escape' it chanted while activating its lazer vision doom-ness
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da spida knockd her out cold and dragged her unconsius bodeh to the bak where a van was waiting
'u got da grill' askd da mystery man in tha van
'yup' ansad spider
'g00da. i vil n33d her 4 faze dos'
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNN
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lol who u tink da mystery man is???
yeah... *hops onto scooter and rides away*
