SCENE IV

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josh ended up calling a cousin.

that cousin called a cousin.

the other cousin called a friend.

the friend called another couple dozen cousins because it doesn't end.

cousin 1: "my cousin josh is looking for drugs to sell this guy he likes."

cousin 2: "wait, wasn't josh the cousin who made the honor roll and got the colleges buzzing?"

cousin 3: "are we close to our cousin josh? are we supposed to trust him?"

cousin 2: "are we thugs to our cousin josh? we don't sell drugs, man."

tyler: did you get it yet?

josh: no, i'm about to get it

tyler: is your dealer a student?

josh: i got you dude, don't sweat it

tyler: let me know when you got it

josh: as soon as i can

tyler: i'll find a way to repay you, josh ;)

"oh man!"

cousin 1: "what's up with your fussing? this needs no discussion. this is our cousin coming to us, he's our blood and we love him."

cousin 2: "aw look at josh, he's blushing!"

cousin 3: "little josh is crushin'!"

cousins: "why should we get you these drugs?"

josh simply answered, "love."

cousin 1: "get him the stuff."

he handed one of his cousins $25 and got a sandwich bag with the marijuana inside.

josh: i got it for you.

tyler: xo, cool

josh: you want it now?

tyler: see you at school.

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