Pizzer

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Colin: Hey tony want something to eat

Tony: yeah could you grab me a slice of pizzer

Colin: we don't have pizzer but I can get you some pizza

Spinach: That's what he just said

Tony: yeah I said can I get a slice of pizzer

Colin: now you're saying it wrong you're saying it like a disease

Spinach: how do you say it

Colin: I'm saying it the way everyone ought say it pizza

Spinach: yeah like 2%

Tony: yeah like cheese pizzer

Colin: no no no say peperoni pizza

Tony: peperoni pizza

Colin: okay now say pizza

Tony: pizzer

Colin: are you hearing this

Spinach: yeah the man wants a slice of pizzor

Colin: pizzor?

Meat man: Spinach inside voices please

Spinach: sorry dad my white friends

Tony: COLIN GET ME A SLICE NOW

Colin: why are you yelling at me

Spinach: just give him the fracking pizzor

Colin: you guys aren't saying the same thing

Tony: we're all saying the same thing

Colin: Tony no you're saying

Tony and Spinach: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Colin: * takes out gun and points to head*

Tony: *also takes out gun* buddy put the gun down don't do it

Colin: Tony you're going to shoot me if I shoot myself it doesn't make any sense

Tony: *points gun at head*

All: *screaming*

Colin: *on the phone* and then we all pull the trigger

Tony: dude we are not filming something like that

Colin: why not

Tony: It's so dark I don't know. Come here sketch  *puts Sketchbook in oven*


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