Avengers Groupchat / Imagines

Bucky | die.

Bucky has created a groupchat
Bucky has added: Clint, Nat, Bruce, Tony, Y/N, Steve, Sam, Thor

Bucky: Guys.
Bucky: GUYS
Bucky: gUyS.
Y/N: Yes my dear sweet james buchanan barnes what would you like at this ungodly hour of 3am?
Nat: this better be good.
Clint: THERE STILL ISNT COFFEE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL TONY THAT EVEN THIUGH HE'S A BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST PLAYBOY THING WHATEVER HE SAYS HE IS THAT HE BEEDS TI CHANGE THE COFFEE. ITS BEEN THREE DAYS.
Y/N: huh
Clint: send help. i'm starting to lose visikn everythinf going sark can't see
Bucky: anyway
Bucky: ITS WANDA AND SPEEDYS BIRTHDAY IN APPROXIMATELY 9 MINYTES
Y/N: WE KNOW
Nat: that's why we put cling film on their door
Bruce: why?
Y/N: so that when they open the door they will be like stuck in it if that makes sense. idk its early and my brain isn't functioning
Bucky: 5 MINUTERS HOLD ME
Nat: bucky as much as i tolerate you and respect you i will not hesitate to come into your room and strangle you
Bucky: is that a threat
Nat: yes
Bucky: or a promise?😉
Clint: WHY IS THERE STILL NO COFFEE IM ACC SUEIBG TONY
Y/N: i'll sort bucky out and nat you sort clint out
Bruce: i'll just ask him to put more tomorrow?
Clint: YES YES YES SO MY H YES I LIVE YOU. who's hulk? oh that dickhead? nah i only know bruce that angel
Nat: Y/N have you sorted out bucky?
Nat: Y/N?????
Clint: who cares he's quiet and i'm getting coffee let me sleep
Tony: i will replace the coffee tomorrow and make it so it's unlimited
Clint: REALLY?!?!?!?!?!??????!!!!!
Tony: no you idiot. i'm a billionaire not a barista.
~in the morning~
Thor: Why did i find lady Y/N and sir Bucky in the same bed with their bodies embraced?
-Wanda and Pietro join the chat-
Pietro: I got stuck in my door today. thanks y/n
Wanda: It was very funny brother😂
Thor: Ah! Happy Birth to you both, we shall celebrate the day that you came out of your mother's womb and into this fine earth! Yes?
Pietro: yes we shall
Nat: wait thor?
Thor: yes lady Natasha?
Nat: you said that bucky and y/n we're together right?
Thor: yes. i walked into his room to wake him up and they were both sleeping there so i decided it was best to leave them peacefully.
Nat: hmmmmmm
Clint: OH LORD JESUS THERE IS ACTUAL COFFEE IN THE COFFEE MACHINE KY ORAYERS WERE ANSWERED GOD DOES EXIST
Bruce: uh no that was just me aha
Clint: GOD EXISTS AND IS IN THE BIDY OF BRUCE BANNER
Y/N: die.