A normal day is never normal when it comes to crack bangtan.
But here is their daily schedule:
Jimin wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn so he can try to out-exercize Jungkook.
Namjoon wakes at exactly 6:09 so he can get started on his porn-watching ritual.
Jungkook wakes whenever the moans get too loud and leaves to the gym to show Jimin how easy holding a 4,000 pound weight in his non-dominant hand is for him while reading webcomics on his phone.
Taehyung wakes whenever the LCD kicks in and he leaves to live his double-life as a drug dealer.
Jin wakes when his body determines that he is too beautiful to not post a plethora of selfies on Twitter.
Yoongi wakes when the cocaine Tae slid up his nose while sleeping kicks in and he leaves to pursue his dream of being a stripper girl.
Hoseok is the sun. Enough said.
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