LaurenJ: Okay, so who's the first girl we're interviewing?
ArianaG: Um, @KendallJenner
LaurenJ: Ohmygod are you fucking serious?
ArianaG: What?
LaurenJ: Kylie's setting ally up with Kendall?
ArianaG: OMG I knew that @ looked familiar
LaurenJ:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
KylieJ: HEY, what's wrong with Kendall ?
KylieJ: And watch your words, Jauregui, when it comes to kenny I don't fucking play
KylieJ: SO PLEASE TELL ME, what's so bad about setting ally up with Kendall ?
DinahJ: Oh shit you done pissed off kylie damn bitch
LaurenJ: Nothing I just thought you were joking, but if she wants an interview than fine. I don't have a problem with it
DuaL: Me either, Kendall's a babe 😍
NormaniK: ^ True 😏
KylieJ: Good 😊 add her baby
*ArianaG added KendallJ to the chat*
Canola: So... you wanna bang my mom huh?
LaurenJ: CAMZ THAT IS NOT HOW YOU START AN INTERVIEWER.
NormaniK: Yeah, what kind of question is that, Mila?
Canola: ITS THE QUESTION THAT MATTERS MANI.
DuaL: ^, she's not wrong
KendallJ: Honestly I do wanna bang her
KendallJ: But I also wanna take her on dates, and hold her hand and stuff
KendallJ: I wanna do gay stuff with her too
Canola: Okay here's a scenario: we're all on a road trip, you're super hungry, and there's no gas stations near by so you start looking through ally's purse. You find animal crackers... do you eat those animal crackers?
KendallJ: Ew no, I hate animal crackers
Canola: Very good answer. When can you start?
DinahJ: Bitch we ain't done no one cares about your animal crackers
Canola:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
DuaL: Okay another question, what do you look for in a girl?
KendallJ: Well, she has be sweet, but a little sassy. I like that. She also has to be respectful of the fact that I travel a lot due to my job, but I also wanna travel with the person I'm dating. So they also have to enjoy traveling. They have to be laid back, and very optimistic. Can't have no negative ass bitch killing my vibe
KendallJ: I also enjoy bessitos, NOT stressitos.
NormaniK: Omg date me and Dinah pls
LaurenJ: MANI WE'RE TRYING TO FIND ALLY A GF, NOT A SISTER WIFE FOR YOU AND DINAH.
NormaniK: No, mila's already our sister wife, we just need someone for when she's busy with you.
LaurenJ: BITCH BACK TF OFF MY WIFE I'LL START SWINGING ON YOU SO FAST BITCH
NormaniK: COME AT ME HOE . FUCKING TRICK ASS BITCH , IMMA LEAVE YOU CRYING BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOUR ASS IS ALL BARK AND NO BITE.
LaurenJ: BITCH FUCK YOU. IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS SO HARD . FUCK YOU , TRICK ASS BITCH .
NormaniK: WOOF WOOF PUTAAAA 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
KylieJ: LMFAOOBURN
DinahJ: DRAG HER BABY
DuaL:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
ArianaG: Are you mentally prepared to deal with all this crazy? @ Kendall
KendallJ: Honey, I was raised in a house full of Kardashian's, I've been used to crazy
ArianaG: Then I will let you know if you are the chosen one as soon as we finish the rest of the interviews :')
-
A/n: Don't worry, I'm gonna interview more of the girls y'all suggested. But Kendall was one of the suggestions so I started with her 😂
