LaurenJ: She watches them while we're having sex sometimes
KylieJ: what the fuck goes on in your guys bedroom?
LaurenJ: Nothing.
Canola: everything.
DinahJ: i know Lotion didn't just say "nothing" when i literally had to share a room with them for a month while mine was being remodeled
DuaL: can you guys shut the fuck up, i forgot how to mute this fucking chat.
KylieJ: damn bitch what crawled up your ass and died?
DuaL: nothing everything's peachy fucking keen
LaurenJ: Lmao do you guys smell that?
NormaniK: mhhhhm i totally smell it.
DuaL: Smell what?
Normani&Lauren: Your bullshit.
DuaL: i hate you guys.
DinahJ: Leave dua alone guys. stop being cunts
LaurenJ: You're literally the biggest cunt here, and you're telling us not to be cunts?
DinahJ: BITCH I SAID LEAVE BBY DUA ALONE OKAY
DuaL: whatever, i'm out
*DuaL has now left the chat*
ArianaG: Damn tf happened in here
Canola: Dua's mad
DinahJ: She's not mad, she's just a little depressy stressy
LaurenJ: About what?
Canola: Did something between her and Ally happen?
DinahJ: idk if it's my place to say
LaurenJ: SERIOUSLY BITCH WHO TF ARE YOU? YOU TELL EVERYONE'S BUISNESS ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN ITS "not your place to say" SO NOW YOU BETTER FUCKING SPILL.
DinahJ: BITCH ASK ALLY SHE'S IN THIS CHAT AIN'T SHE
Yolanda: ...
Yolanda: Who's ally ? i don't know her, this Yolanda
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LaurenJ: i am so done with all of you
Canola:
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KylieJ: LMAO I JUST PISSED MYSELF
ArianaG: ... she's not kidding she's sitting on my lap
DinahJ:
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*Private texts between Normani and Ally*
NormaniK: So you really finna play stupid in the group chat
Yolanda:
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NormaniK: Dinah told me that you made Dua cry
Allysus: YES OKAY, I MADE DUA CRY. I FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR IT OKAY
NormaniK: You didn't give her an answer dude, you could've at least told her you didn't feel the same
Allysus: That's the thing mani, i'm not sure if I don't feel the same way... I mean yeah i've thought about Dua in that way, she's fucking beautiful, who wouldn't?
Allysus: But she's also my best friend, OUR best friend.
NormaniK: Oh shut the fuck up, Ally. Everyone in our friend group is dating each other, it wouldn't be a surprise if y'all got together
NormaniK: now tell me the REAL reason you don't wanna get at daddy Dua
Allysus: Bitch have you seen how my past relationships have ended? It's like I'm cursed or some shit, everyone I get with hurts me, cheats, or leaves.
NormaniK: BITCH DUA IS NOT LIKE THAT. She's literally the sweetest girl on this planet, SHE HANDED WATER BOTTLES OUT TO THE HOMELESS THE OTHER DAY. She's perfect and I've seen the way you stare at her ass. Stop being a pussy and grow a pair
Allysus: I UNDERSTAND SHE'S PERFECT. SHE'S FUCKING AMAZING. But it's not that fucking simple. Not all of us can have a perfect ass relationship like you, not all of us get that lucky. I'm scared, and I'm not sure I'm ready to trust someone in that way again.
NormaniK: Man straight up, I think Melanie fucked you up. Dua's not her, don't act like she is. Dua deserves an answer, and you deserve to be happy.
Allysus: ...
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a/n: I wanna write kyriana one-shots for some reason
