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Canola: While I was in jail, I let a prostitute braid my hair

NormaniK: No one needed to know that.

DinahJ: she was nice

NormaniK: DID SHE BRAID YOUR HAIR TOO?? FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE LETTING A PROSTITUTE TOUCH YOU, YOU UNLOYAL ASS, UNGRATEFUL ASS, UNLOVING ASS BITCH

DinahJ: She was 68, mani

NormaniK: SO NOW YOU'RE TRYNNA INSULT OLD PEOPLE DINAH?!

LaurenJ: Yeah dinah wtf, don't be such a dick??

DinahJ: I GOT 2 HOURS OF SLEEP BECAUSE I WAS IN A CELL ALL NIGHT CAN EVERYONE PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP

DinahJ: Except you mani

NormaniK: Aw I love you

DinahJ: I need you to extra shut the hell up cause you loud bitch.

NormaniK: and I hate you again

DuaL: I still can't believe you guys actually got arrested

Allysus: I know. I'm very disappointed in you guys.

Allysus: I expected more

DinahJ: Well then stop expecting dumb ass

DuaL: GIRL I WILL KICK YO TINY ASS BABY TEETH IN. DO NOT CALL YOUR MOTHER DUMB

DinahJ: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD DUA

NormaniK: but she's daddy...

KylieJ: Dua's technically our stepdad now

ArianaG: Seriously? She was just our sister three months ago, now I have to change her place on the tree

LaurenJ: What tree?

KylieJ: Ari's making a family tree to explain this mess of a family to our baby

Canola: What am I??

Kylie&Ari: Daddy.

LaurenJ: MY DADDY.

ArianaG: Dont be so fucking greedy Lauren, our baby needs a father and Camila's the most dad-like person we know

KylieJ: plus she's daddy as fuck

LaurenJ: See this what we not finna do.

KylieJ:

LaurenJ: I hate you so much, Kylie

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LaurenJ: I hate you so much, Kylie.

KylieJ: You didn't hate me when you were staring at my ass last Christmas.

LaurenJ: YOUR DRESS WAS SKIN TIGHT.

LaurenJ: AND ITS A NICE ASS.

DinahJ: It should be she paid good money for it.

KylieJ: More money than you're ever gonna make hun 😊

DinahJ: SEE WHY YOU GOTTA BRING MY MONEY INTO IT LIKE WE GET IT YOU'RE RICH.

KylieJ:

KylieJ:

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a/n: I'm doing another imessage group chat, so if you're trynna be in it hmu (hit me up) YOU GOTTA BE GOOD TEXTERS THO I DONT WANT NO DEAD GROUP CHAT

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