the dumbest lesbian: ohhh is nardole afraid of birb
cleopatra's side chick: shut ur mouth
betrayal: do i want to know
cleopatra's side chick: no
the dumbest lesbian: yes
betrayal: i trust bill more
the dumbest lesbian: okay so
the dumbest lesbian: you know when you left the lecture hall
betrayal: yea
the dumbest lesbian: so chester
the dumbest lesbian: you know chester right
betrayal: unfortunately
the dumbest lesbian: so 5 seconds after you left the room
the dumbest lesbian: he stands up and waves around this bird
the dumbest lesbian: everyone starts freaking out
the dumbest lesbian: so then he's like no dont worry its fake, it squeaked
the dumbest lesbian: so then nardole comes in
cleopatra's side chick: I will pay you to stop
the dumbest lesbian: and Chester waves the bird in nardoles face
the dumbest lesbian: AND HE SCREAMS
cleopatra's side chick: IT WAS A DEAD BIRD
betrayal: wifuxbwoc
betrayal: wait didn't you say it was fake
the dumbest lesbian: turns out it wasnt
the dumbest lesbian: we brought it to biology and had a dissection
the dumbest lesbian: very real
cleopatra's side chick: are we even now sir
betrayal: you are forgiven
the dumbest lesbian: okay gtg
betrayal: why
the dumbest lesbian: i have a date
cleopatra's side chick: ?????
betrayal: w o w
the dumbest lesbian: dont act so surprised
the dumbest lesbian: anyway bye
cleopatra's side chick: this is a shocking development
betrayal: certainly
cleopatra's side chick: do you think it could be the shapeshifter girl???
betrayal: nah
betrayal: i need to go too
PM between Queen_of_Evil and betrayal
betrayal: are you okay????
betrayal: that story is what you live for
Queen_of_Evil: im fine
betrayal: nope
betrayal: im coming over in 5
Queen_of_Evil: pizza??
betrayal: what century
Queen_of_Evil: this one
betrayal: be right there
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