08. phone call!

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by midtowns

INCOMING CALL FROM "NEEDY" ...

BRAM: hey man

TOM: bram it's 2 am...

BRAM: shit, i forgot about the time change

TOM: ...

BRAM: anyway, i'm here to warn you

TOM: *sleepily sighs* you couldn't just text me

BRAM: i like hearing your accent, ugly

TOM: wow, you sure know the way to a guy's heart

BRAM: they do call me quite the charmer

TOM: i bet they call you real humble too

BRAM: what can i say? i'm a catch

TOM: was there a real point to this call besides you kissing your own ass?

BRAM: oh right! yeah, stay away from like all social media for a few days. it's very important

TOM: uh, why? bram what did you do?

BRAM: ...

TOM: *groans* bram...

BRAM: nothing. just uh, made a joke and teen vogue took it very literally

TOM: oh, is this about me being your celebrity crush? i already watched the interview

BRAM: *gay sweats* what? no no no. absolutely not

TOM: mhmm sure. i only watched it for gaten though

BRAM: wow you're fake. but i was totally joking on there. you know me, i'm thirsty for that publicity

TOM: well that's disappointing

BRAM: *chokes* what?

TOM: *quietly laughs* goodnight, bram

BRAM: THOMAS

TOM: i'm very tired. goodbye

BRAM: WAIT N-

CALL ENDED.

authors note.
[ laughs in hidden bc i know
that i got y'alls hopes up ]