backstage

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A/n:ok fourth wall being repaired uhh where is team RWBY

neptune:their making out in their dressing room i heard lewd moans coming from it

A/n:son of a bitch ok leave them be

Y/n:AHHHH! *crashes into the ground*

A/n:welcome back main protag dif you enjoy getting upper cutted by me

Y/n:no

A/n:good now go get yourself cleaned up

Neptune:hey can you do one like this for my series

A/n:uhh actually yeah maybe long as you don't mind the main male lead to be from another dimension weilding a katana who works as noire attendent

Neptune:nope

A/n:great consider it done but first this one

Neptune:ok

A/n:uhh nora where are pyrrha and jaune

nora:pyrrha took jaune into her dressng room and then loud noises were heard and jaune moaned and then-

A/n:ok i get it their fucking in the dressing room again

Neptune:hey your the author/director of this why am i here

A/n:uhh cause why the fuck not

Neptune:ok

A/n:uhh shit i need to re-edit some stuff

Neptune:oh my how lewd

A/n:What is oh for fuck sake CAN YOU STOP HAVING SEX FOR ONE MINUTE PLEASE!

yang:after what me and blake did imma need an hour at best

A/n:why do smell like sex and cat nip

Blake:A/N

A/n:what is blake

Blake:im in heat

A/n:yang is right over there

Yang:oh she ate some cat nip and well we banged but she ate some more

A/n:god damn it someone sober blake up

Weiss:im going home

Ruby:hey a/n weiss and i

A/n:yes you fucked i know

Ruby:no we played a game

A/n:what strip poker

weiss:it was the pocky game

A/n:you mean that game where you take a chocolate flavoured stick bite the ends and whoever backs off or bite the thing in two wins

Ruby:yep

A/n:you kissed didn't you

Weiss:for thirty second

A/n:jesus h christ!

pyrrha:hello again

A/n:oh good you stopped having sex

pyrrha:actually we haven't jaune waiting for me i wanted ask what comes next after the festival

Neptune:oh why not make neo befriend protag

Y/n:who the fuck is neo

A/n:neo is her

Neo:*waves*

All:oh

A/n:ok neo would rather befriend the big bitch or fight him

Neo:*hugs a/n*

A/n:befriend ok everyone get ready to go the fourth wall been fixed lets continue this tomorrow

Neptune:ill nep you black and blue!

a/n:remeber nep your just here as a special guest ill do the next part later for now

Neptune:well then thanks for reading we hope you enjoyed it

A/n:and as always

Neptune&a/n:until next time bye ^_^

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