Omg my brother is ruude!!! >< I hate him and hope that shrek beats him up 4 me!!!!!!!! 😡😠😡😤😠😤😡😤😠😤😡😤😠😤😡😤😠😤😡 Anyway, enjoy!!! ^w^ 💛💙💜💚❤💕💞💖💗💓❤💛💚💜💜💗💓💞💖💕)))))
Shrek called u up. "Hey baby, ready 4 the date?"
"What date, we only talked onec and u eated me butthole. It made me snad. :("
"Oh, sorry. Lets go."
"Ok"
You guys then went out to McDonalds and he bought you a single nugget. As well as a half a french fry. "This isnt enought 😡😡😡" u said.. "Well its hard to find edible food in a dumpster." He said. "Why did u pay for dumpster food??" "Because im an honest man." He said striking an dramatical pose. His long beautfiul blinde wig flowing in the air. U 2 went back to his house........2 b continuied.
(((Give me suggestions for more x reader stories plz y thnx :3 stay derp 4 life!!!)))
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Shrek x reader UwU
RomanceOnly the best quality and grammar filled fanfiction to exist. In an alternate universe where ogres are accepted more so you two can be out in public. EEEEEEEE so kawaii!!! 👌👌👌👌😭😭😭💛👌💛👌💛👌 It's getting better by chapter 14. I hate that I'm...