chapter dos: a date setup

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Omg my brother is ruude!!! >< I hate him and hope that shrek beats him up 4 me!!!!!!!! 😡😠😡😤😠😤😡😤😠😤😡😤😠😤😡😤😠😤😡 Anyway, enjoy!!! ^w^ 💛💙💜💚❤💕💞💖💗💓❤💛💚💜💜💗💓💞💖💕)))))

Shrek called u up. "Hey baby, ready 4 the date?"
"What date, we only talked onec and u eated me butthole. It made me snad. :("
"Oh, sorry. Lets go."
"Ok"
You guys then went out to McDonalds and he bought you a single nugget. As well as a half a french fry. "This isnt enought 😡😡😡" u said.. "Well its hard to find edible food in a dumpster." He said. "Why did u pay for dumpster food??" "Because im an honest man." He said striking an dramatical pose. His long beautfiul blinde wig flowing in the air. U 2 went back to his house........

2 b continuied.

(((Give me suggestions for more x reader stories plz y thnx :3 stay derp 4 life!!!)))

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