You woke up staring at the dirty ceiling of Shrek's swamp hut. You rolled over to snee him. He looked so perfect next to you. You remembered last night. All the kisses and other unholy things. UNHOLY!!! YOU JUMPED THE FUCK UP AND GOT DRESSED RIGHT AWAY. THEN RAN 2 SHREK'S SIDE AND WHISPERED "I'll be back" BEFORE GIVING HIM A PECK ON HIS CHEEK THEN RUNNING OUT THE DOOR. THE SMELL OF ONIONS AND FARTS LINGERED AROUND U. YOU KICKED OPEN THE CHURCH DOOR. "HEY HOWS IT BEEN STINKY EJAHAVAOAHJESINS" You then calmy took ur seet and began to sing with your hella angelic beautiful perfect in every way lovely godly silky smooth voice. U were better then every1 in theer.
*skip brought to you by my #1 husbando, Waluigi*
You left the church™™™™™ talkin to ur frends, Sans the skeleton, gumball, y freddy fatass. You then split up and u went back 2 shrek's house to see him and apologixe for leaving. As you aproached his door ur dragon senses kicked in. You got a lotta super powers and hearimg is one of dem. You heard Shrek talkin to some1 elese so you sneeked to the window and looked. You gaspspsed in anger and a bit of jelously at what you saw. Shrek was with!... 2 b continued
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RomanceOnly the best quality and grammar filled fanfiction to exist. In an alternate universe where ogres are accepted more so you two can be out in public. EEEEEEEE so kawaii!!! 👌👌👌👌😭😭😭💛👌💛👌💛👌 It's getting better by chapter 14. I hate that I'm...
