dan: i'm ur baby i'm supposed to be getting unlimited attention from u
dan: u haven't texted me ALL DAY
phil 💘: probably bc i'm sitting right next to u
dan: we're not close enough
phil 💘: if u got closer u would be in my lap
dan: i fail to see the problem here
phil 💘: shut up we're on public transportation
phil 💘: i love u
dan: i love u more obviously
phil 💘: that's incorrect but ur entitled to ur opinion
phil 💘: don't act like that gimme ur hand back
dan: fine
phil 💘: we're going to see ur parents act like u love me
phil 💘: that's better
dan: can this go any faster i just wanna be alone
phil 💘: that's awfully suggestive
dan: i just want to kiss u once and then take a nap
phil 💘: u can do that now
dan: i guess
phil 💘: go ahead baby you probably won't get the chance when we get to your parents house
dan: fine but ur gonna be my pillow
phil 💘: i don't remember a time when i wasn't
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kiwi
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