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Death P.A.C.T

pen, remote, and blackhole are online

pen: so uh

pen: me and tree are dating

blackhole: OHHHHHHHH-

blackhole: please tell me you're serious

remote: excuse me bimch

liy, pillow, and pie are online

pillow: we need tree to confirm these facts!

liy: pie can you get him?

pie: on it

tree is online

tree: WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT

tree: PIE JUST CAME INTO MY HOUSE

tree: SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS

liy: .....

pillow: is that really how you got him here

pie: yep

blackhole: anyway

blackhole: we need to you confirm these facts

tree: what facts?

remote: if you really are dating pen

tree: .....

tree: did pen tell you this

pen: yes

tree: huh

tree: yea we're dating

blackhole: hrejsdm,zhfcn

remote: thkrwjdhsa,

liy: krgjew,ds

pillow: tghjrwe,s

pie: turjgdrje,sd

pie: WE SHOULD TELL BOTTLE

bottle is online

bottle: too late

bottle: already know

bottle: but i have one question

bottle: what would happen to eraser with he found out

pen: ......

tree: oh no

tree: he's gonna be so heart broken