a perfect family ; bts group chat fanfic

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worldwidehandsome: has anyone seen my chopsticks

yesjams: what chopsticks

worldwidehandsome: my chopsticks

yesjams: wdym "my chopsticks" you can't say "my chopsticks" and expect us to know what "my chopsticks" are

guccialien: you said my chopsticks 4 times

geniussuga: that's 3 dumb

geniussuga: dumb

geniussuga: DUMB

geniussuga: alright why can't I curse in here

sunshineangel: there are children in here

bunnyboi: excuse me?

highiq: isn't Jungkook like

highiq: 12 years old?

bunnyboi: bruh

yesjams: he's uh 22 I think

bunnyboi: you think?

worldwidehandsome: WHO TOOK MY FLUCKING CHOPSTICKS THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT

highiq: NO ONE CARES THO

worldwidehandsome: THIS IS WHY YOUE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TODAY

highiq: THIS IS WHY I BROKE UP WITH YOU

sunshineangel: wait wHAT

yasjams: chokes on air

geniussuga: whadafuq

highiq: I mean cough wdym we were never dating

yesjams: I'm gonna just pretend I didn't see any of that

yesjams: AND NO ONE STOLE YOUR DUMB CHOPSTICKS

worldwidehandsome: SHUT UP YOU JAMLESS HOBO

guccialien: CALM YOUR SASS DOWN

sunshineangel: y we yelling

bunnyboi: y am I the only normal one here

yesjams: SHUT UP YOU ABOMINATION

bunnyboi: shut up gay hobo

yesjams: hey that actually hurt :'(

worldwidehandsome: I asked for my chopsticks how did we get here

guccialien: OH YEAH I took them

worldwidehandsome: bruh. well can I have them back?

guccialien: oh sorry I thought they were regular sticks and gave it to birds to build a nest

worldwidehandsome: WHY YOU

[GENIUSSUGA HAS REMOVED WORLDWIDEHANDSOME]

geniussuga: he was being too loud

sunshineangel: bish how this is the internet

geniussuga: shrugs

yesjams: ha that's what he gets

geniussuga: well I'm going to sleep after a long day

highiq: but the day just started :/

geniussuga: so? I've been through too much already I can feel myself crippling by the minute

highiq: I'm pretty sure that isn't possible considering how young you are but sure