a perfect family ; bts group chat fanfic

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spreeem: so how do you hide drugs from the police

leaderjoon: taehyung what the fukk

sugar: at this point there is nothing to do but accept him

chilipeppers: you have to use them before the police come

beautifulshoulders: what the hell are y'all talking about?

beautifulshoulders: we are BTS not people who take drugs

chilipeppers: yoongi's username is legit sugar

sugar: that can mean different things

kookie: then what was that white powdery stuff on yo nose last night?

sugar: POWDERED sugar

supreeem: man I don't even do drugs that's just how I refer to my candy

leaderjoon: then who's the police?

supreeem: oh they're actually the police

supreeem: I stole candy

hobi: good job

leaderjoon: no not a good job🤦

chilipeppers: waiit gimme some candy I'm kinda hungry

kookie: please shut up

chilipeppers: NO I AM TIRED OF THIS

chilipeppers: ALL THE TIME I GET BULLIED

beautifulshoulders: man be quiet I can here you crying all the way from here

sugar: lmao I thought of a whining gremlin

kookie: dang hyung 😂😂

chilipeppers: shut up I am tired of this bs I'm leaving

beautifulshoulders: bye ✌️

kookie: see ya

leaderjoon: guys I think we're being too rude

supreeem: yeah...

sugar: really?

supreeem: LMAO NOPE

hobi: smh guys smh

beautifulshoulders: OH RIGHT! so guess what

leaderjoon: what

beautifulshoulders: I was talking to my son soobin and I was like "y'all wanna join the group chat?"

kookie: bruh no

sugar: um yeah no

hobi: we have a reputation that I don't wanna lose and they can totally look up and see us bullying jimin

leaderjoon: wait my leader senses a kicking in

leaderjoon: jin your an idiot

beautifulshoulders: huh? I can't hear y'all I'm gonna add them now ok

[BEAUTIFULSHOULDERS ADDED YEONJUN, TAEHYUN, SOOBIN, KAI, AND BEOMGYU TO THE GROUP]

hobi: ayo what's up my dudes

taehyun: omg omg omg

yeonjun: 🤡

kai: I feel like a really family now

sugar: don't get your hopes up

beomgyu: huh

kookie: uh I think he means that we are VERY kind and we definitely don't bully anyone cuz we're SO kind cough cough

supreeem: and I'm still here wondering why y'all call me the dumb one

soobin: is my father jin here????

beautifulshoulders: you called?

soobin: :DDDD

taehyun: wait where is jimin hyung?

leaderjoon: that's not important

leaderjoon: now lemme tell y'all some life lessons

sugar: here he goes again

hobi: wait it might be interesting this time

leaderjoon: love yourself or I'll shoot you with my love gun

kai: oh

taehyun: ummm

yeonjun: wait I felt that

soobin: please stop speaking in memes

beomgyu: exactly

yeonjun: y'all hear sumn?

supreeem: he's my favorite can I keep him?

kookie: no I want him

sugar: wait what I call dibs on taehyun then

taehyun: I feel s-special

kai: what about me 😭

beomgyu: ha crybaby bish

kai: stfu that's why you can't even bring yourself to curse

leaderjoon: no need to claim anyone because they were all mine to being with

beautifulshoulders: excuse me? soobin has been my son since day 1

soobin: :DDDDDDDDDDD

chilipeppers: I came back to see if anyone cared about me but I guess I already have FIVE replacements

hobi: I somewhat cared

chilipeppers: don't listen to these snakes newbies

yeonjun: but I like it here

kai: eh

taehyun: n-newbie?

soobin: s-stop s-stuttering

sugar: and sometimes I wonder why I'm in bighit

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I promise Jimin will have a good ending ;)