heccin stuffs i wrote

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okay so i had to update my list from last time on biases and bws so here it is:

HAECHAN OMG ult bias ult bias he's been my ult since idk when but b4 him it was Jisung but? Haechan is amazing stan him because his vocals are some of the most unique things i've ever heard plus he's a sa v a g e like you thought gta was difficult? hhhhooooney think again you have to deal with this guy who basically is the best person in the world while  also is a savage day to day, knoching on the doors of the poors, hoping that they have a bad for him to sleep in cuz we all KNOW he got kicked out of the dorms for being too loud while singing or just savaging everyone and now he lives with another savage (probs Yuta) and they have to deal with each other day to day and they're kinda savage to each other a lot but i mean? they won't kick each other out because they just don't wanna? Haechan is a god tho like? have you seen him shine? whole FULLSUN plant right there istg he's just amazing.  I actually drew him (along with MJ and Dokyeom) as flowers because well? They deserve their own garden with how beautiful they are.  Anyone who thinks Haechan is unattractive is lying to themselves because well? They probably have been looking at the sun for too long and now they're blind to beauty?! Haechan is beautiful. honest to god tho tan Haechan is probably one of the best Haechans i have legit seen the sun he is amazing never before seen I could write a whole essay on him but I won't because well..... I'm nice.  I'd probably write a 9 page essay you know because Haechan's amazing and all? When he turns 18 i think i'll cry all my bebes are growing up and it's all their fault they're so amazing but that's it for my paragraph hope you enjoyed.

Jisung ofc

Mark-ish

Jenonononno is a bias uwuwuwuuwu

Renjun is a bias im p sure

Jaemin keeps moving from place to place

okay so chenle.  he did this thing.  so i was just calmly in the bathroom, thinking to myself, and then i thought to myself, "is chenle is bias?" yeah so he's turning into a jaemin.  you see, you'll think he's a bias and then whoosh you thought.

i feel attacked someone please call 911, 202, anything

istg it's time to stop

where are your parents

Doyoung <3 or idk he's sometimes a bias? sometimes a bias wrecker?

Ten!1!1!1!1!1!

Junguwu is either a bw or a bias he's him but still i have the biggest UWU when i see him he is so UWU i cri

Yuta will always be a bias he's him

Kun (mama Kun, fat Kun), he's a whole sandwich made of gluten free non-toxic bread that tastes good and is good for you with healthy additions of lettuce and an unsatanic amount of sardines for a side.  Man's really a legend, making sandwiches that are not only good for you, but also taste good. Whole chef.  He even sings lullabies while making the sandwich, which gives the gluten free non-toxic bread a light and airy feel, as if it's spent it's days in the meadows sipping a nice herbal tea which makes it's throat nice and moist.  Angel voice? think again it's more like King vocals sent from the heavens to slay us all on earth he is HEAVENLY but he's not my ult bias because wEll kun's just tooks sad compared to the whole essay I wrote on Haechan

taeil uwu

idk what jaehyun is at this point he's a bit like Jaemin

loreal doesnt eveen know what to do about Lucas but? I'm pretty sure he's my bias most of the time.

other times he escaped and i have to get him back because if your gonna wreck me do it somewhere else than in front of my salad.

 not even kidding that actually happened in front of my salad once like?

taeyong is somewhere out in the Andromeda galaxy and i can still feel a bit ruined sometimes and i dont even know if he's my bias? i pretty much stan all 18 

oof and then there is winwin

winwin seems to think that today will be his last, and spends every last inch of his life force making me feel sad but also attacked. mainly attacked. and sad that i'm being ruined by winwin

johnny will always be a bias no questions about it

ten is literally the tenth from the bottom of this list