Epilogue (Demon's love) (Lemon)

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The nicer you treat a woman outside the bedroom. The naughtier she will be inside the bedroom

- Poserdragon

Y/N Pov

Its been a day since i have rescued emily and rias from riser phenex, i was also promoted into king by lucifer himself and i made a clan, the 'akuma clan'

Currently my fallen angel maids are now working for me and my parents and they work here...in my house

Dad: May i know your names again

Kalawarner: Kalawarner Chizuko

Mittelt: Mittelt Nagako

Raynare: Yuuma Amano

Mom: And why do you wanna work here?

Mittelt: Its because of Y/N

Kalawarner: We owe him alot and we think that this is the way to repay him

Both mom and dad were both shocked by the news that they have just heard

Mom:*Dreamy*. Our baby boy is attracting women so he can rub it on issei's face and be like him!

Dad:*Dreamy*. Its a dream come true for the both us honey! No more pornography for our fucking horny child!

Issei: Its a nightmare come true for me, and dont swear at me dad, you're suppose to be a father

Dad: At least Y/N and kiba is not a pervert like you!

Mom: And why dont you like that nice guy in school, kiba, he's very nice to the women there

Issei: Why is kiba in the conversation

Y/N: Dont know

Issei: Oh yeah, if you wanna talk about kiba then fine! At least kiba's dad earns twice as much as both of you combined

(Guess which youtuber i got that joke from)

Y/N: That is savage my bro

Issei: I learned from the best

He then pointed at me with both hands which i reply with a high 5

Mom: Issei!

Issei: What? You were compering me with kiba, so i compared you with kiba's parents

Y/N: Why are you guys keep saying 'kiba' who are you guys, the founder of his fanclub

Timeskip

I was at school giving my history presentation, right now i finish the whole world war 2 presentation but gave a fun fact about the seige of berlin

Y/N: Fun fact: During the siege of berlin, the last german forces made a desparate attempt to resist the red army by setting up barricades. An eyewitness recalled a funny story

I then gave a small chuckle just by remembering the story, i then got my serious face again

Y/N: A german SS officer was supervising the construction of tiny barricades, a derisory move according to the civilians. The officer ask the nearby civillians, on how much time they thought the soviets would take to break the defensive position. A woman stepped up and said "two hours and five minutes" the german officer, suprised, asked how she could be so suprise the woman replied with-

I then started to laugh a bit, after a few seconds i manage to said it

Y/N:*Holding back laughter*. The woman said "Easy. When they'll see the barricade, the russians will laugh for two hours, and they'll only need 5 minutes to destroy everything

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