The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

Jacob's Birthday

A/N: Look at that cutie playing his guitar😭

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(Everyone has logged on)

that home alone kid: happy birthday to the only person in this shitty group that I care about

smol child👶🏻: omg we all know you two are fucking
smol child👶🏻: btw happy birthday Jacob

baldgoosestan: all he said was happy birthday and suddenly that means they're fucking?????? I'm??????

Jeju boy⛰: Happy birthday Jacob, thanks for looking after all of us (apart from Sangyeon)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: we're grown ass men, we don't need to be looked after!

smol child👶🏻: .....if you say so

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Jacob can you call the dentist for me? I'm scared

Old👴🏻: LMFAO pussy

smol child👶🏻: my point has been made

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you didn't even wish him a happy birthday before asking him for smth
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: smh selfish bitch
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: happy birthday btw, Jacob

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: fine, you call the dentist for me

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you're a "grown ass man", call them yourself

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I don't like calling people, I thought you knew this by now

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: why tf would I care enough to know that?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: I actually can't stand you

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: then damn bitch, take a seat and stfu for once

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: happy birthday Jacob. Can you call the dentist for me?

Ya boi Jae🍆: I think I need to go to the opticians, I read that sentence as "dem tits" fucking smh

smol child👶🏻: ugh that's a mood

Ya boi Jae🍆: Eric you're a child, you can't be going around saying these things

smol child👶🏻: well I just did
smol child👶🏻: what're you gonna do? Scream at me?

Ya boi Jae🍆: okay, you listen here you disrespectful little shit, I only done that once bc you didn't put your dirty clothes in the washing basket

smol child👶🏻: whatever dude
smol child👶🏻: I'm off to look at some anime titties

Stressed dad of 11: I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH
Stressed dad of 11: YOURE A CHILD

smol child👶🏻: what's your point, grandad?

(smol child👶🏻 has left)

baldgoosestan: well that was...eventful

Old👴🏻: wow, can y'all believe that sangyeon just let Eric treat him like shit and get away with it???? I guess we can do whatever we want now

Stressed dad of 11: I'll castrate each and every one of you if you even think about it

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: SOME OF US JUST WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING DENTIST BUT APPARENTLY THAT CAUSES DRAMA AS WELL