A/N: Hey, bbys. This is just a quick note to say that this chapter will be a little shorter than usual and I'm sorry about that but I'm gonna try and update again, sometime soon so pls don't hate me too much😅💕
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(baldgoosestan, Ya boi Jae🍆and Old👴🏻 have logged on)
Old👴🏻: not that I care but have you told Younghoon how you feel yet? Or are you still being a pussy-ass-lil-bitch
baldgoosestan: chanhee I thought we agreed that we were gonna be nice to him
Old👴🏻: I think the fuck not. I didn't agree to shit, especially if it means being nice to someone
baldgoosestan: but you said-
Old👴🏻: Listen, sweaty, I say a lot of things and usually I'm pulling the facts straight out my ass. It's not my fault if your bubblegum-dumb-dumb, flat ass believes me
baldgoosestan: CAN WE GET BACK TO WHY WE'RE IN THIS CHAT BEFORE I GET OFFENDED AGAIN
Old👴🏻: I'm not the one that started talking about smth different, but go off, I guess, sis
baldgoosestan: I'm ignoring you, you fucking whore
Old👴🏻: That's me😍
Old👴🏻: But speaking of whores, hyunjae answer my question
Ya boi Jae🍆: there was a question?
Old👴🏻: HAVE YOU GOT THAT D YET: YES OR NO?
Ya boi Jae🍆: I was gonna get the D?
baldgoosestan: okay, Chanhee, you were right. There isn't a point in being nice if he's being a fucking idiot
Ya boi Jae🍆: I dare you to speak to me like that again, lil bitch
Old👴🏻: Oh please, don't act like you're offended
Ya boi Jae🍆: ...you right
Old👴🏻: Okay, now can you stop avoiding the question and just give us a goddamn answer?
Ya boi Jae🍆: I would give you the answer if I knew
Old👴🏻: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF YOU KNEW? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW? Y'ALL EITHER FUCKED OR YOU DIDNT
Ya boi Jae🍆: Who am I supposed to have fucked?
baldgoosestan: are you being forreal atm?
Old👴🏻: really, Hyunjae?
baldgoosestan: wait a minute....
baldgoosestan: hyunjae, send us a selfie
Ya boi Jae🍆: Why should I?
Old👴🏻: Just send us one, asshat
Ya boi Jae🍆: Jeez, fine
Ya boi Jae🍆:
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baldgoosestan: funny that bc I remember sitting beside you when you took that pic last week
Old👴🏻: WHICH FAKE-ASS-LIL-BITCH ARE WE TALKING TO
Ya boi Jae🍆: guys its me, hyunjae
Old👴🏻: IF IT REALLY WAS YOU, YOU WOULD BE USING ALL THOSE FUCKBOY EMOJIS THAT YOU USUALLY USE
Ya boi Jae🍆: ...fuck
Ya boi Jae🍆: THANKS FOR THE INFO NERDS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PEACE
(Ya boi Jae🍆 has left)
Old👴🏻: shit on my tits and call me Steve, this isn't good
(Ya boi Jae🍆 has logged on)
Ya boi Jae🍆: well thanks for starting the convo without me, fucking fake bitches smh🙄
Old👴🏻: hyunjae?
Ya boi Jae🍆: well that's a first you're not insulting me, wtf happened to you
Old👴🏻: pls tell me you have a passcode for your phone?
Ya boi Jae🍆: I don't??? Why?? What have you done?
baldgoosestan: well...we thought we were talking to you so we asked you if had told *cough* your man *cough* how you feel yet and well...just read the last messages....
Ya boi Jae🍆: .... Ya boi Jae🍆: tell me this is some practical joke
Old👴🏻: I'm an asshole but even I wouldn't joke about smth like this
Ya boi Jae🍆: WHY? WHO? WHAT? HOW?
baldgoosestan: you missed out WHERE? and WHEN?
Ya boi Jae🍆: NOW ISNT THE TIME FOR JOKES
baldgoosestan: IM SORRY IM JUST STRESSED
Old👴🏻: you both need to calm your tits Old👴🏻: I'll find out who it is and fix everything, like usual
baldgoosestan: what're you gonna do? Threaten them?
Old👴🏻: I'll tell you once I find out who it is
(Old👴🏻 has left)
Ya boi Jae🍆: how did this happen?
baldgoosestan: I'm sure it'll be fine, I mean we didn't spill that much baldgoosestan: and plus this is probably just training for the next big catastrophe
Ya boi Jae🍆: OH AND THIS ISNT A CATASTROPHE?! Ya boi Jae🍆: YOU ASKED "me" IF I HAD TOLD YOUNGHOON HOW I FELT ABOUT HIM
baldgoosestan: MAYBE THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GONNA TELL HIM YOU HATE HIM OR SMTH
Ya boi Jae🍆: NO HWALL Ya boi Jae🍆: ITS A GOOD JOB YOURE GOOD LOOKING, JFC
