"I'm not a psychic but I can see myself all over you."

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King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: hyunjae?????

Ya boi Jae🍆: there's smth wrong with my phone

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: okay....why should I care?

Ya boi Jae🍆: it doesn't have your number in it

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you're texting me right now, headass?

Ya boi Jae🍆: ...shit
Ya boi Jae🍆: if you were a dog, would you help me bury my bone?

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: get out of my life

Ya boi Jae🍆: I'm not a psychic but I can see myself all over you

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you may not be a psychic but you're a psycho

Ya boi Jae🍆: I'd marry your cat just to get into the family

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: erm? I'm pretty sure that's illegal and all types of wrong you fucking weirdo?

Ya boi Jae🍆: oh...well, I guess I'll just have to marry you then

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you're as smooth as chunky peanut butter, you fucking melon

Ya boi Jae🍆: fuck me if I'm wrong, but there's 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: no, dumbass. Also you can think again if you think I'm gonna put my precious meat anywhere near you

Ya boi Jae🍆: oh...well how many letters are there??

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: 26

Ya boi Jae🍆: oh fuck you're right
Ya boi Jae🍆: I forgot u r a qt

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: wtf did I just read
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: and plus you're still missing a letter

Ya boi Jae🍆: I was gonna give you the D later

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, lil hoe

Ya boi Jae🍆: I want to SUCC you

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you fucking what

Ya boi Jae🍆: Support, Uplift, Comfort and Care for you

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: I'm about to stop answering your messages real fucking quick if you keep this shit up

Ya boi Jae🍆: okay okay okay
Ya boi Jae🍆: so here's the thing
Ya boi Jae🍆: due to....circumstances....I've realised that I need to tell you what I'm about to tell you before someone else does

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: well okay then
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: get on with it, I'm a busy man

Ya boi Jae🍆: are you alone?

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: yeah
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: I swear to god if you send me a pic of your flaccid pickle I'll kill you

Ya boi Jae🍆: what?????? no????????
Ya boi Jae🍆: it's just....

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: it's been 5mins
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: did you send that text and then shove your phone up your ass?

Ya boi Jae🍆: I wish
Ya boi Jae🍆: okay but seriously
Ya boi Jae🍆: we've known each other for a long-ass time, right?

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: unfortunately, yes

Ya boi Jae🍆: ha ha yeah...so...
Ya boi Jae🍆: I'mkindainlovewithyoubutidkhowtotellyousololhereitissurprise

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: gimme like 5mins to work out wtf that says
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: ...you're in love with me?

Ya boi Jae🍆: ha ha lol yeah

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: you're kidding, right?

Ya boi Jae🍆: no???

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: oh shit....
King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: not to burst your bubble but I kinda like someone else

Ya boi Jae🍆: yeah I know, you like Changmin.
Ya boi Jae🍆: Its fine.
Ya boi Jae🍆: honestly if I was in your position I would pick changmin as well lol.

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: how did you know that?

Ya boi Jae🍆: it's kinda obvious lol.

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: are you putting lol at the end of your texts to be sarcastic or?????

Ya boi Jae🍆: y'know what, I just remembered that Sangyeon wanted me to help him put the groceries away

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: c'mon, don't be like this

Ya boi Jae🍆: bye.

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King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: oh great....

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for anyone that ships my two (2) mans, i'm sorry...for how long? who knows 😉

also, 6k????? reads????? i'm !!!!!!!!! thank you all for your support i actually love you all so much💕
i'll update again soon🌻

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