Mom: neffy, go get a life and stop watching those "memes" or whatever. Watch something intelligent for a change.
Me: ah okay, does a nice music video count as something good?
Mom: depends, what's the music about?
Me: Uhhh.. It's about a man who films himself playing unique instruments while keeping a straight face.
Mom: yeah that's cool.
Me:
Mom: *looks over my shoulder*
Mom: give me your phone and go to your room.
