papyrus: I pity you...
lonely human...
papyrus: worry not!!!
you shall be lonely no longer!
papyrus: I, the great papyrus, will be your ...
papyrus: ...
papyrus: no...
papyrus: no, this is all wrong!
papyrus: I can't be your friend!!!
papyrus: you are a human!
papyrus: I must capture you!!!
papyrus: then, I can fulfil my life long dream!!
papyrus: powerful!
popular!
prestingious!!!
papyrus: that's papyrus!!
papyrus: the newset member...
papyrus: of the royal guard!
papyrus: well...! *huff* its clear... you can't *huff* defeat me!!!
papyrus: yeah!!!
I can see you shaking in your boots!!!
papyrus: therefore I, the great papyrus elect to grant you pity!!
papyrus: I will spare you human!!!
papyrus: now's your change to accept my mercy
papyrus: nyoo hoo hoo...
papyrus: I can't even stop someone as weak as you...
papyrus: undyne's going to be disappointed in me
papyrus: i'll never join the royal guard... and...
papyrus: my friend quantity will remain stagnant!
*what should you say?
papyrus: really!?
