papyrus: it's all been for my sake
papyrus: human, I want you to be happy, too
papyrus: it's time for me to express my feelings
papyrus: it's time that I told you
papyrus: I, papyrus...
papyrus: I...
papyrus: um...
papyrus: boy, is it hot in here, or is it just me??
papyrus: ...
papyrus: oh, shoot
papyrus: human, i...
papyrus: i'm sorry
papyrus:; I don't like you the way you like me
papyrus: romantically, I mean
papyrus: I mean, I tried very hard to!
papyrus: I thought that because you flirted with me...
papyrus: that I was supposed to go on a date with you
papyrus: then, on the date, feeling would blossom forth!!!
papyrus: I would be able to match your passion for me!
papyrus: but alas...
I, the great papyrus...
papyrus: have failed
papyrus: I feel just the same as before
papyrus: and instead, by dating you...
papyrus: I have only drawn you deeper...
papyrus: into your intense love for me!
papyrus: a dark prison of passion, with no escape
papyrus: how could I have done this to my dear friend...?
papyrus: ...
papyrus: no!
papyrus: I can't fail at anything!!!
papyrus: human!!!
I'll help you through these trying times!!!
