papyrus: therefore...
papyrus: what you just said is invalid!!
papyrus: ...unless you find my secret!!
papyrus: but that won't happen!!
papyrus: my hat...?
papyrus: my hat
papyrus: my hat!
papyrus: nyeh heh heh!
papyrus: w-well then...
you found my secret!
papyrus: I suppose I have no choice!
papyrus: it's a present...
papyrus: a present j-just for you!!!
papyrus: do you know what this is
papyrus: spaghetti
papyrus: that's what you're thinking isn't it?
papyrus: right!
papyrus: but oh-so wrong!
papyrus: this ain't any pain ol'pasta!
papyrus: this is an astisan's work!
papyrus: silken spaghetti, finely aged in an oaken cask...
papyrus: then cooked by me, master chef papyrus!
papyrus: human!!!
its time to end this!!!
papyrus: there's no way this can go ay further!
* you take a small bite
*your face reflexively scrunches up
* the taste is indescribable...
papyrus: what passionate expression!!!
papyrus: you must you must really love my cooking!
papyrus: and by extension me!!!
papyrus: maybe even more then I do!!!
papyrus: human
it's clear now
papyrus: you're madly in love with me
papyrus: everything you do everything you say
