EPIPHANY ✧ GIOVANI LO CELSO

seven

esposos y esposas 💍
[ four members; neymar, gisselle, nina, paulo ]

neymar
paulo i swear man, you
gotta move to psg so we
can get the squad all together

nina
or we all move to madrid

paulo
hey

paulo
is anyone thinking what i'm
thinking ???

nina
i'm right ahead of you esposo

[ nina added 'ana' and 'giovani' into the chat ]

giovani
what is this???

ana
did you putas have a gc
without me? the NERVE

gisselle
sorry ans, couples only
groupchat 😃😃

giovani
then why are we on here?

nina
don't pretend like you're
oblivious gordito

giovani
yeah but we're not a couple
yet

paulo
brooo the 'yet'! we're firmly
on the way to getting giovana

ana
nah, nah, nah. giovani and i
have a specific agreement

ana
which he will fail to fulfil

giovani
baby you have 0 faith
in me, do you?

gisselle
oi oi tell me that agreement

ana
if argentina win the world cup,
i'll go on an actual date with him

neymar
dude if it's bra-arg in the final
i'm not purposely losing so
you can score okay

neymar
hehe pun intended

gisselle
shut the fuck up ney, it's not
about 'scoring' like that it's about
giovani being given the opportunity
to take ana's heart awh

gisselle
why weren't you this romantic

neymar
😳😳😳

paulo
we're gonna win!! vamos
argentina!!!

nina
ana, why won't you just
go on a date with him. like
real soon

giovani
yes, ana, why

ana
... so how's everyone today

ana
gi baby i've missed u how was
the couple's retreat?!

neymar
relaxing we had the greatest
time, didn't we baby?

nina
is ur name gi

neymar
stfu nina you'll bum me
when i move to madrid

gisselle
don't change the subject
mariana draxler!!!!

paulo
so gio are you and ana
gonna date or what

giovani
come on man, after the
world cup when we win!!

nina
it's real simple, gorditos,
you both like each other
so why not?

giovani
ana likes me? hmph

gisselle
yeah not like you look at
each other with heart eyes
every time you're around
each other

neymar
honestly nina, pau, you two
don't have to put up with the
constant eye sex when
we hang out together

giovani
we do not!!

gisselle
no but fr we haven't spent
enough time realising that
your relationship is acc so cute

ana
dudes we've only known each
other for 5 months

paulo
lie!!! you two met at least a
year ago when julian first
transferred to paris

neymar
and more times after that!

nina
you don't need a lifetime
to fall in love

paulo
yeah nina was in love with me
after the second date

nina
lol jokes on u, u stupid it was
acc the second hour

giovani
woah woah WOAH slow down

gisselle
we're gonna have a triple
wedding putas ♡ we're just
waiting on you ana

ana
before we begin planning
the wedding, how about we
first plan our trip after the wc
😤🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄