Venting my feelings?!?!?!?!!?!

Real vampires VS the "vampires" of Twilight.

If you're a fan of Twilight, you might get offended...

REAL vampires: Burn in the sun. Sleep all day. Eat humans/Drink blood to survive. Have fangs. Sexy/Seductive. Badass.

Twilight "vampires": Sparkle in the sun. Never sleep. Never eat. Ugly.

Lets face it, Lestat COULD beat up Edward in a fight....