aged up > 16
RICHIE: gets so fucking shit faced. makes out with you every four minutes and downs shots like its nothing. a god damn party animal. falls asleep in the middle of making out w you. has the worst hangover everrrr.
EDDIE: he hated it until he started drinking. he got pretty wasted and took you to the quarry. (YOU WALKED DONT DRINK AND DRIVE) convinced you to go skinny dipping and fell asleep at your house after. surprisingly didn't get a hangover?????
BILL: worst case of hiccups i've ever seen. gets super horny. bring you home and wink wonk. throws up like once in the morning then hes fine.
STAN: pretty much richie but a little less worse. has an addiction to orange soda and vodka dude. tries to fuck. has a pretty bad hangover.
