a/n: the only ideas i can get from other preference books are nsfw also they get the most reads and they're funny to write
bill:
richie- "fuck yeah, bill! get some!"
eddie: "UHHHHHHHHHHH"
stan: "lock the fucking door."
richie:
bill- "wait no it's n-nice- WAIT DO I S-SEE A T-T-TONGUE??!4?4!!"
eddie- "YOURE GONNA GET AIDS"
stan- "you're both gross."
eddie:
bill- "i knew you h-had it in you-you eds..!"
richie- "FUCK YES THATS MY BOY! GET IN THERE. YOU GOT THIS!"
stan- "okay damn,, can- CAN YOU LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR?"
stan:
bill- "oh-I.. O H"
richie- "hELL YEAH DUDE"
eddie- "MY VIRGIN EYES!!"
