<new message from 'shane'>
shane; ryyyyyyyyyylllllllaaaaannnnndddd
ryland; what?
shane; i want to go on a walk with you
ryland; why exactly?
shane; because i want too ryland :(
ryland; why are you calling me ryland?
shane; that's your name
ryland; well not really
shane; WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN
ryland; i go by ryland but my real name is ryan
shane; WHY HAVEN'T TOLD ME ALL THESE YEARS
ryland; it never came up
shane; well ryan your my princess 💕
ryland; i will not hesitate to block you if you call me ryan again
shane; but ryan :(
ryland; that's it
shane; WAIT NO IM SORRY BABTY
ryland; that's what i thought
shane; hey since when do i feel threatened by you >:(
ryland; i dunno
shane; i'm going over to your house to tickle you
ryland; bring it on shaney
—
they're such children.
-jay :)
