<new message from 'shane'>
shane; RY YOUR SISTERS ONTO US
ryland; yeah i knew that
shane; she texted me!
ryland; wtf! did you tell her anything?!
shane; no! i just told her i wasn't there that's it
ryland; really..
shane; what was i supposed to say? 'oh yeah i was in your house fucking your brother while everyone was asleep'
ryland; fuck off shane
shane; that's not what you were saying last night
ryland; omfg you're so annoying
shane; i love you too ryan
