As the gaggle of mike pence's angels (Danielle Simmons reformed gay due to Michael pence's conversion camp, Sofia Mendoza renowned racist, Boliva middle name parise notorious heterosexual, katllenty "standard ear" allen, Maddlyn Grace Opp famous snasx reader fanfic author, snjoshia half bee half human mutant,decklan 'jeussh jr', and Ellie) headed down the gloomy New York City Streets Madalyn Grace Opp moved her dark maroon hair out of her eyes in despair.
"Man, I am so sad after Gravity falls ended " Maddlyn graces Opp cooed
" yes" said the group of mike pence's angels for it was eighth grade for all of us, including snhoush the half bee half human.
Then suddnely the foot show up, the foot that show up are like season one foot not season four or whatever when karai becomes leader of the foot.
"Oh no" the group exclaimed all at once
Kariai was evil, so was the foot so the group of mike pence's angels ran away with the meanie weenie foot after them.
"Oh no, what are we, heterosexuals, going to do " Bolivia middle name parisej said wildly
Maddlyn Grace Opp then felt a white hot flashing pain in her shoulder and looked at her shoulder. When she looked at her shoulder, she realized her shoulder was stabbed.
"Ow" Maddlyn Opp farce wait I mean Maddlyn graces Opp shouted in pain
"Maddlyn Grace Opp no!" Snoushia cried out but was then caught off gaurd by Karai's hot twin sister.
Karai's twin sister had an Afro that you could hide pencils in and a nose that looked like Moana's grandmother and ass like a Twinkie filled with extra cream.
Danielle Simmons reformed gay,Bolivia notorious heterosexual, and Ellie now wearing her lobster shirt which is cool used their lighting powers they harnessed from mike pence's electroshock therapy while katllenty "standard ear" allen, Maddlyn Grace Opp famous snasx reader fanfic authorized their taboo witch powers going their Mormon religious beliefs to defend themselves. While snhoush half bee half human was there getting the weather forecast for tomorrow since he had a job interview for the weather boy and was very important and would make him a sugrar daddy if he got the job.
Andrew Gerad Maga jumped down from the ledge of the building and began to fight with mike pence's angels using the pencils he kept in his thiq Afro but was interrupted by four shadowy figures that looks vauguley,,, green???? They defeated the foot and Karai's hot twin sister who looks just like her who has her pale white snake skin they slunk away into the corners of the darkness.
All of them passed out, Maddlyn Grace Opp mostly because of the blood loss from her SHOULDEEr wound. But before their eyes succumb to darkness each seeing a turtle in different clad.
Maddlyn Grace Opp woke up to a white hot flashing pain her her shoulder and an orange clad turtle????????? Maddlyn Grace Opp fell off another purple clad turtle' slab table.
"Woah dude it's okay I'm Michealgano but u can call me Mikey :)" the orange clad turtle cooed to Maddlyn Grace Opp
Still shooketh, she Noticing the gauze wrapped around her shoulder she lightly touched it and winced in the white hot flashing pain that courses through her afterwards.
" I wouldn't touch it if I were you it's gonna need 69 weeks to heal" the purple clad turtle gently commented
"Rude Donnie" Mikey cooed harshly at the purple
Turtle
" oh sorry I'm Donatello, but everyomen calls
Me Donnie" he gently said as to not upset the edgy 12 year old before him who was clearly in love the orange one but held back by her love for the weather boy who is now obsessed with Scotland
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh" someone exclaimed from the other room
Absorbing all their attention the two turtles hurried out into the lair seeing mike pence's angels starting to wake up and stir,
"What's going on" they all said because it's too fucking hard already writing for like 420 people at the same time how did they write infitynwar I'm having difuicult now
" wait," Maddlyn Grace Opp said quizzically "where's snosj, half bee half human ?"
Mikey with fear stricken in his eyes looked at Maddlyn Grace Opp with soft eyes said
" oh no dudes , I think the foot captured him"
Time skip idk scene change fuck u
Snosj began to wake up and realized he was tied up at the foot of stairs to a throne still, hazy his band kid / bee hearing honed in on two voices
"Sorry I was late shredder 先生 I wanted a sandwich and had to shower with my lobster loofa " Andrew maga the hotter sister than karai explains to the looming thicc daddy that was master shredder????
Hearing Andre w Maga made Snosh half bee half human mutant blush slightly as the thicckess that transferred into his voice
" yeah Andrew magakun plan better" karai retorted by her cofiendce was coveredp up by the booming voice of daddy shredder Kun
" Hey 🅱️eter who is the half bee half human mutant that looks like Barry b benson from the bee movie and fletcher from antfarm anyways" shredder called out with his thicc voice
" I don't know but the turtles were following them so we can use him as bait " snosh was then knocked out because idk what to write next
Time skip lol XD
MIKEY CONSOLED ( oops caps XD) Maddlyn Grace Opp famous snas x reader fanfic author . Although from a more isolated area Danielle Simmions reformed gay, who is very straight looked at Maddlyn Grace Opp and Mikey with jealousy as she was very straight and was jeaslous since Mikey is a guy.
Sofia Mendoza changed into her white face George Washington costume amazing all the turtles with her well done white face
"Wow" they all said cause I'm not fucking writing individual responses
"Arigatou" said Sofia Mendoza racistちゃん
The blue clad tirtle walked in with Bolivia middle name parise who is straight and loves men, and they already knows everyone Beacuse it happened during
The weather boy kidnapping dramatic irony scene.
"Sensei said はい to you guys staying here です"
Bolivia middle name parisez flipped her long hair to the side affectionately to Leonardo the blue turtle who she was very straight for
" ありがとうほざいます!!" Said Bolivia middle name parise who hugged Leo with straight delight.
" oh katelyn "standard ear " Allen, you'll need s place to stay " Donnie commented blushing slightly Beacuse April died and he moved on " do you wanted to stay in my room desuka?"
"Hai! Totemo" said Katelyn "standard ear" Allen gleaming with straight bliss as she was very straight and Mormon
Time skip again Beacuse I'm lazy and have an idea
Snosh woke up to his white hot flashing pain his in head in a musty cell. While his vision was still blurry he could make out the thiq figure of Andrew Herad Maga, Karai's twin sister.
"Wait" the weather boy called out
The twin sister to karai halted in his path but didn't turn around and waited for the voice that slightly mimicked Jerry Seinfeld's.
" let's run away to Scotland, we can eat all th lobsters we want and be lords for a small price its Scotland so who wouldn't want to I love Scotland and said Scottish flags to my family and gf daily" Snosh pleaded
Andre Gerad Maga kun did not share the same feelings he was to in love with lobsters
"No, I love my lobster farm too and sharing showers with them too much to leave it, and master shredder daddy kun " Andrew Gerad Maga the hot twin sister to karai walked out on a improsined half bee half human mutant
Ooooh spooky mutagen bomb then everyone dies except the turtles and MAXIMUS DONG HAPPENS
God bless all and good night
