Post CoHF but doesn't really matter except Simon is, spoilers, human. (Yay!)
Isabelle Lightwood has a new status: Guys, I just got a recipe from an ifrit. I'm making it tonight.
Jace Lightwood: Dear God in Heaven, save me from this hell.
Alec Lightwood : Izzy, no. Please. No.
Clary Fray: Can't you boys get take out?
Simon Lewis: Surely it can't be that bad?
Jace Lightwood: No. It is.
Isabelle Lightwood: It's not. Its just blueberry artichoke fish stew. And its a recipe.
Jace Lightwood: Izzy, you are the best little sister in the whole wide world. I love you so much. Please, please, please, no. Don't do this to me. What ever I did, I'm very sorry. But please. Please Izzy. Don't.
Alec Lightwood: I think I am going to Magnus tonight so I can't...
Jace Lightwood : No, Alec! You are my parabatai you cannot abandon me!
Magnus Bane: Actually, darling, I'm on a business trip tonight, remember? In Tanzania . Unfortunately, I will clearly not be home.
Isabelle Lightwood : I see.
Alec Lightwood : Damn you Magnus Bane!
Jace Lightwood: Ha! Now you cannot abandon me!
Simon Lewis: I'm think it will be delicious, Izzy.
Jace Lightwood: No, you don't, you just think Isabelle is delicious.
Simon Lewis: WHAT?! That's not true!
Isabelle Lightwood: How flattering. Now get over here by 7:30 so you can eat.
Alec Lightwood: Everyone say their prayers. This is our last day alive.
Jace Lightwood. Ave Atque Vale. This is the end of us.
Simon Lewis: Amen.
Magnus Bane: Best of luck, biscuits, glad I'm not you!
Isabelle Lightwood: Me too, Magnus. Me too.
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The Mortal Instruments Online Chats
FanfictionIt's incredibly mundane! The gang from The Mortal Instruments have their own online chats! Clever wit and sarcasm come up when our feisty favorite characters get into discussions about cats, ducks, chairmen, and so many hilarious subjects you will w...
