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Vincent And His Toast ?

Vincent:guys

Vincent: guys

Vincent:guys!!

Ash: what what what!!

Vincent: I got married

Freddy: really to who

Vincent: toast

Freddy: i didn't know you could marry toast

Ash: you cant

Vincent: hey that's not fair that's my line

Ash: I don't see your name on it

Vincent: whatever ash

Chica: hey uh can we meet her

Vincent: no

Bonnie: why not grape

Vincent: because and don't call me grape it's very racist to my kind

Fox: huh he's probably not gunna show us cause he probably ate her

Chica: oh my did you eat your wife vincent

Vincent:😓 uh uh um yes maybe gah yes😥😥😔😭

Bonnie: rest in piece toast Afton we will remember you for being a delicious and buttery breakfast

Vincent: hey you hitting on my wife bunny boy

Bonnie: why would you care anyway you ate her

Vincent: she'd never go out with a bunny biatch expecially a purple  one

Bonnie: did you toast your brain in a toaster if so let me refresh your toasted mind your purple too idiot

Vincent: hey  you wouldn't know If I fried my brain cause you don't even have a brain

Bonnie: oh so you don't remember you think your so naive well let bunny biatch explain to this purple f*ckboy  shall i

Vincent: be my guest renew me

Bonnie: well if you didn't remember you stuffed me, foxy, Chica and freddy in suits after you murdered us puppet and marionette brought us back to life and here we are

Vincent:😗😮 right but what about Ash and the others did I kill them to

Freddy: Ash was born an animatronic and the sister locations, Fredbears, fazbear fright, and the nightmares where stuffed by your father William Afton and your brother Michael afton

Vincent: so I don't get it why haven't you murdered me yet

Freddy: cause if we murder one more person we will either be dismantled or be shipped to the toys pizzeria or both

Ash: yeah I don't want to look like mangle used to before I fixed her up

Vincent: why what happened to her

Ash: really Vincent you where there but you didn't stop the kids from tearing her to shreds

Vincent: OK I'm going to go I'm going on a date

Ash: let me guess it's a piece of toast

Vincent: nope her name is violet she is purple she likes toast and she's a murderer right up my alley and she will be soon after the date

Ash:😐😓😦😧😨 oh my God Vincent did you really have to say that that's eww that's really gross

Vincent: yeah that's me

Ash: at least you won't be hitting on me and flirting with me😀

Vincent: who said I would stop kitten