Villain: Hi, I don't know you at all, but I want to make your life hell.
Sherrinford: Can't get any worse.
Villain: *shuts down all tea factories in Britain*
Friend:
Friend: Oi, you're not allowed to drink any more!
Sherrinford: It's my life, I can do what I want.
Friend: *takes away alcohol*
Sherrinford: My life is rubbish...
Lover:
Her: I love you
Sherrinford: I love you too. Please don't die.
Her. *dies*
Rude Person Who Means Well:
Them: Hey, you're not doing that are you!? I don't want you hurting yourself! Don't do that! No, no, no...you're not going there, or else you'll be beset upon by unpleasant characters...
Sherrinford: I'm an adult, darling, I look after myself.
Them: Not old enough to go outside I think...
Sherrinford: *sighs*
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