Y/N: What's taking you so long?
Tom: Sorry, I had to go back to the store to get chocolate chips and eggs.
Y/N: We're literally making chocolate chip cookies.
Y/N: How could you forget eggs and chocolate chips??
Tom: I don't know. I guess I just got excited.
Y/N: We're making cookies, not having sex. Calm down.
Tom: Why not both?
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