Imagine 11 - Cringy Pickup Lines

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by gursenn

by gursenn

Tom: Are you a sea lion because I sea you lion in my bed later ;)

Y/N: Leave me alone.

Tom: Rude.

Y/N: You still love me though.

Tom: Yeah yeah.

Y/N: Eat me.

Tom: Sure thing ;)

Y/N: Ew no Tom. I was joking.

Tom: You must be made of Oxygen and Neon cause you are the ONe for me.

Y/N: Omg marry me.

Tom: It worked!
Tom: I actually stole that one from Tumblr so don't hate me.

Y/N: You're too cute.

Tom: I know I am.

Y/N: Wow.

Tom: Hey baby.

Y/N: What?

Tom: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Y/N: No sorry.
Y/N: I climbed my way up hell.

Tom: Oh I get it.
Tom: That's why you're so fucking hot.

Y/N: That was smooth.

Tom: Anyway, can I come over? I desperately want to see the view.

Y/N: There's no sunset, what view??

Tom: The view between your legs silly ;)

Y/N: TOM!
Y/N: Just-
Y/N: No.

Tom: Oh cmon now, you can't beat that one.

Y/N: Mhmm, babe someone said you sound like an owl.

Tom: Who?

Y/N: HAHAHA THATS STILL THE GREATEST JOKE EVER.

Tom: I want to divorce.