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Arlo and Thunderclap belongs to The Good Dinosaur- Disney-Pixar.
RJ and Ruska belongs to ThunderclapLover (Me).
The Hula Song belongs to the Lion King- Disney.
Thunderclap has no Super Powers (Maybe). Power Color: None (Maybe). Arlo has no Super Powers. Power Color: None. RJ has no Super Powers. Power Color: None. Ruska has no Super Powers. Power Color: None.


Distraction.

Arlo: Thunderclap, get up on that stage.
Thunderclap: What, Why?
Arlo: Just do it.
Thunderclap: What do ya want me to do dress in drag and do the hula?
Arlo: Smiles.
RJ: Smiles.
Ruska: Smiles.
Thunderclap: ....

Thunderclap: (On the stage, Singing with hula skirt and flower on)
Luau!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Arlo here because he is a treat

Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
(RJ and Ruska laughing in the background)
All you have to do is get in line
{Parenthetical parts are Arlo singing; the apple is at his feet.}

Aaaare you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.

Oy!
Thunderclap runs off the stage while everyone claps and Arlo, RJ, and Ruska follow.

A few minutes later:
Arlo, RJ, and Ruska: Laughing.
Thunderclap: I hate all of you.

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