Pride Month

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" Soo~ Can you tell me where we're going now?"

"Sorry, hun. You have to wait until we get there."

"C'mon, It's my birthday! I have the right to know where you're kidnapping me to."

"Oh yeah, I'm kidnapping my girlfriend on her birthday. The perfect crime!"

"More like the perfect spot. I mean, how cliché is a murder in the woods? Actually , it's  cliché enough if you're doing it!"

"Oh hardy har har, Queen Crystal~  Do me a favor and put this on."

"A blind fold? Kinky."

"It'll be kinky when I buy it from a sex store ,not Walmart."

"How lovely. . . . Okay, it's on. Now what?"

"Now you follow me."

"Like I haven't been doing that from the start, Tess."

"Uh huh, less sass , more following."

"Yeah, but am I the only one who's starting to smell food?"

" Maybe one of our local serial killers wanted to have a brownie in between work?"

"Maybe but the smell is getting more fragrant. Seriously, where are you taking me?"

"I'm taking you right here. Just stand here and don't move."

"O~Kay. I'm trusting you to not kill me."

"I just might if the surprise is too shocking!"

"Just in case, I do die. I believe in Jesus ,so send me to heaven. Thank you and praise him."

"Ha Ha Ha, funny Crystal, real funny. Hold your head down ,will ya?"

"What are you putting in my hair?"

"Something. Now hold out your hands."

" Flowers? Like you couldn't get anymore cliché!"

" Let's see you say I'm cliché when you take off your blind fold."

"Oh really, let's see then huh?"

"Yeah, go ahead."

". . . . Oh my god."

"Do you like it?" 

" . . . I love it. Did you decorate this place? Are those crystals? NO! Wait! Are those brownies over there?!"

"Yeah. Half weed, Half double fudge. Just the way you like 'em."

"You are too perfect~ "

"If you think that's perfect, take the first brownie."

" It's hard as a rock. Did I just hear something move in this?!"

"I'm not sure~ Open it and find out."

" . . . Tess. Is this a ring? Tess Kinsley, please tell me this is what I think it is."

" . . Crystal Monte, will you be my wife and the first lesbian marriage in both our families?"

"Hold on let me take all this in for a few seconds. Mmm, breathe in . .  . breathe out . . phew~        

 YES!"