(Updated) One -Pizza?-

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"Hello, is this pizza--"

"No, this is a telephone."

"No duh."

"Sarcastic much?"

"Me? Never..."

"You're officially my favorite person that I've never met."

"What?"

"Who's giggling in the background?"

"I was told to prank call a number one of my friends found."

"Why do I always get prank called?"

"Your number is simple?"

"That makes since. Wait, where did you find my number?

"He says on the ground."

"Troy, I swear if that's you I'm gonna kill you."

"It's not Troy, and I don't want to have to testify in court so please don't murder anyone."

"Fine. Goodbye, Stranger, I have work to do... like bury a dead body."

"...Goodbye?"

"Bye."

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