"Maggie! Get out of my room! I'm on the phone!"
"But I wanna talk!"
"She's just as whiny as you are."
"Hey! Don't you start! And don't you take his side! Oh no..."
"That was one mighty facepalm."
"K-I-S-SI-N-G!!!"
"Oh, now I get it."
"Maggie! Out!"
"But I wanna say hi."
"Let her talk Misty, it's no big deal."
"Fine, whatever."
"Hello, I'm Margret, Pi*muffled*"
"Maggie! Did you just lick my hand!? You are so gross!"
"Ah, the joys of having siblings."
"More like pain in the butt."
"Why did Maggie lick your hand?"
"She was about to reveal my name, and I don't know you well enough to know that you aren't some middle-aged man who is using a voice changer to appeal to teenage girls."
"I can assure you I'm not. Oh, that boy that you were talking about when I prank called you, I think I know him."
"He's one of my very good friends."
"Troy Jenkins?"
"That's the dude. Tall, skinny, blonde hair, round glasses?"
"Yup."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I'm surprised. Usually you're the one speaking first."
"..."
"Mystery?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you so quiet?"
"I'm reading."
"Should I hang up?"
"No, I'll stop."
"What in the world were you reading? A textbook?"
"Yeah. I was kind of bored. Describe yourself to me."
"Reserved, yet outgoing, awkward, yet charming-"
"Dude, really? That attempt at a sexy voice was not working out for you."
"Whelp, at least I tried."
"And failed."
"Negative Nancy."
"...I got nothin'"
"I win!"
"Win what?"
"No idea. I was attempting to be overly excited for the smallest thing like you, but it didn't work."
"Hey!"
"..."
"Well, goodbye to you too."
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Is This Pizza? -Rewriting in Progress-
Teen Fiction"Hello, is this Pizza--" "No this is a telephone." "Well no duh." "Sarcastic much?" "Me? Never..." "You're officially my favorite person that I've never met." "What?" A story about a prank call being the start of a strange friendship. When a girl's...
