Here is the first update for my story...with an unforgettable and well...just uncomfortable conversation with a lettuce online…
*Conversation with a Lettuce Appreciation twitter account just before*
Me: HI LETTUCE.
Lettuce Appreciation: Hi :)
Me: How are you going, green one?
Lettuce Appreciation: The green one is going good, how is the not green one?
Me: Hmm...the not green one is just fine. Thank you. Where is the green one from?
Oh and it goes on, I tell you..... Found out they are a bunch of New Zealander girls. Felt sad I wasn't actually talking to a "green one". And sued them, since they had a profile picture of a lettuce. It was misleading. Good bye.
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