only you『 vmin 』

four

taehyung
when i was five, i went to a party with my best friends at the time and i shit my pants at one point from laughing too hard like ACTUAL SHIT CAME OUT OF MY ASS

jimin
i-

jimin
this was not what i wanted-

taehyung
well bitch this is me

taehyung
i'm fucking gross and i make very inappropriate jokes that nobody ever laughs at but it's nice and truly great bc then i could laugh at my own jokes and boost my self-esteem all on my own and that's how you get to love yourself

taehyung
also i drank like four cups of coffee tonight i'm pretty sure i'm going to die

taehyung
if anyone ever found me dead tonight i'll make sure they find out it's all because of you so you'd live a miserable life bc of my death

taehyung
and then you'd feel like you actually loved me bc you can't live normally anymore without my existence on earth

jimin
jesus christ

jimin
how do you even plan to do that

taehyung
idk suicide note maybe

jimin
KIM TAEHYUNG

taehyung
i'm kidding chill

jimin
that wasn't funny

taehyung
ik i just like to make fun of my own depression and suicidal ideations sometimes

jimin
so what people say at school is true?

taehyung
which one? lmao

taehyung
the fact that people i dont even know talk about me makes me feel relevant hahaha

taehyung
though it makes me cry to sleep almost every night hahaha

jimin
you do have dark thoughts and shit?

taehyung
yes, jimin, i have "dark thoughts and shit"

jimin
what about the part where you've tried hurting some ppl from school before?

taehyung
that one's actually one of my favourites

taehyung
like have u seen me

taehyung
do notice how fucking S M O L i am? i can't even climb the fucking stairs without wheezing bc i'm all bones, no flesh

taehyung
i look like a fucking zombie and feel like it at the same time i mean how am i supposed to hurt anyone with this body of mine?

jimin
i knew it

taehyung
what

jimin
i knew you wouldn't do that

taehyung
ok this is getting weird

jimin
says the boy who just talked about accidentally taking a shit at a party

jimin
how'd that go for you btw

taehyung
i hope you die in your sleep