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Superheroes ♣

*Crow Club ♠ Groupchat*

Zem_Bachelor: Batman or Ironman??

Runaway_Wy: How is that even a question? Batman always.

Waffle_Queen: don't be stupid, Ironman is obviously superior.

Matthias_H: Are they not the same person for the most part? Rich, arrogant, no superpowers.

Zem_Bachelor: No they are not! Are you that ignorant?

Runaway_Wy: BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN

Wraith06: I've always liked Batman, he's stealthy and mysterious. We could be related.

Waffle_Queen: Inej?! How could you?!

FaceBrekker: Batman. Ironman's just another Jesper -an annoying shit.

Zem_Bachelor: very touching, kaz. i can tell that came from the heart

Zem_Bachelor: okay but in all seriousness, who is better? I need final answers.

Waffle_Queen: IRONMAN BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY RELATABLE AND CAN CRACK JOKES AND LAUGH UNLIKE THAT STUCK UP BATSHIT

Matthias_H: Ironman because he'd win in a battle

Runaway_Wy: That's not necessarily true. I still vote Batman.

Wraith06: My mind is made up: Batman

FaceBrekker: You know my answer

Zem_Bachelor: Batman 3 / Ironman 2.

Waffle_Queen: You guys suck and don't know the first thing about superheroes

Waffle_Queen: and kaz only chose Batman because he's a wannabe Batman.

Zem_Bachelor: Wow, that's actually so true. They both wear black and have a creepy voice.

Waffle_Queen: See!! This is so unfair I want a do-over.

FaceBrekker: I am NOT a wannabe Batman

Waffle_Queen: Wait so, Inej, does this mean you like Kaz because he's Batman?

FaceBrekker: I'M NOT BATMAN

Zem_Bachelor: Yeah but you wish you were.

Matthias_H: haha haha haha oh djel

Wraith06: Actually I think Batman probably wishes he was Kaz

Waffle_Queen: OMG IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS. I CAN PRACTICALLY FEEL BREKKER BLUSHING THROUGH THE PHONE

FaceBrekker: shut up Zenik

*FaceBrekker has logged off*

Zem_Bachelor: so if Kaz is batman who are we?

Waffle_Queen: Inej is Catwoman hands down

Runaway_Wy: agreed

Matthias_H: That is very fitting.