The Humiliations and Hassles of being a Teenage Nobody

Hello- heh

Entry Number 1-

No wait that sounds weird....

Dear Diary-

Nope definitely not!

Ummmmmmmm.....

Hi???? Sorry, I don't know how to do this really, but um... yeah...

I guess this is where I rant about stuff and tell you about myself or something. So uh, here it goes...

There is this girl, Christine, and I am like in love with her, heh, yeah... so...

My best friend, Michael, or TheBiggestHomo teases me about her a lot... but honestly he is an amazing friend either way. So... what could I tell you about Michael... um let me think...

Okay so he is like a HUGE dork, and totally geeks out fanboying over Bob Marley. He always has a slushy in hand like 24/7 it is constant. He plays video games with me and when he concentrates where he pokes out his tongue and it is-

Heh I'm ranting my bad

Oh wait- never mind I guess... well uh... yeah... so future chapters will hopefully be more planned out but yeah...

- Sincerely,

A Twinky Nobody.