Seokjin: /sees caution tape taped to the wall by the kitchen/ ...what? /goes over and sees ketchup spilled all over the counter and Taehyung standing by said counter/ the fuck are you doing?
Taehyung: Shhhhh. It's a crime scene
Seokjin: Wha-
Taehyung: /swipes a glob of ketchup off of the counter and rubs his fingers together/ blood /gasps
Seokjin: That's literally ketchup and I'm gonna beat you with the broom if you don't clean it up right now
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Memetan // a BTS crackfic
FanfictionBTS as inspired by random memes Seriously, guys, I have no idea what this is. Enjoy. I guess * also posted on my AFF: gotJB_amtles *