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Taehyung: /watching Avatar the Last Airbender with Jungkook and Jimin/ you know, I know this show makes it seem like it's a bad thing to be a blood bender, but I think it'd be pretty cool

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Taehyung: /watching Avatar the Last Airbender with Jungkook and Jimin/ you know, I know this show makes it seem like it's a bad thing to be a blood bender, but I think it'd be pretty cool

Jungkook: What do you mean?

Taehyung: Imagine how handy it would be to be able to blood bend. You know, to use on enemies

Jungkook: I mean, I guess but do you have that many enemies?

Jimin: You could give your enemy a raging boner in public

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jimin: It would even come in handy when you get older and you just can't get it up anymore

Taehyung: ... never mind. No more blood bending. It's a bad thing. I'd rather be an earth bender

Jimin: So every time you're having some bomb ass sex, you could make an earthquake and you can literally rock their world

Taehyung: /eyes widen/

Jungkook: /shakes his head/

Taehyung: /horrified/ I hate watching cartoons with Jimin... He always ruins it...

Jungkook: ...it's either cartoons or Fifty Shades of Grey. Take your pick

Taehyung: /whines

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