louis: if ur right leg was dinner and ur left leg was lunch i wouldn't mind snacking between meals
harry: oH. MY. GOD.
harry: MARRY ME. RN. THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER.
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btw theyre not dating in this. atleast not yet ;)
i fell off of my porch last night & banged my knee up a little bit. i seriously tripped over my feet while taking my dog outside & if that doesnt explain my luck then idk what will
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